Tuesday, October 22, 2013

22. Where's My Liver?

*As told by S.E. Schlosser*


“Go straight to the store and don’t fool around,” his mother said sternly as she handed over the money. “Your father’s boss is coming to dinner tonight and we’re having his favorite meal of liver and onions. It’s important that we make a good impression, so get the best liver they’ve got.

“I will, Ma,” Tommy sulked. His mother had really been after him since he brought home a failing report card. Tommy grabbed his bicycle from the garage and rode down the street where he came upon his friend Chad.

“Come on, Tommy!” Chad called waving vigorously towards him. “The gang’s playing baseball over at the park, and we need a pitcher.”

Immediately, all thoughts of his errand fled from Tommy’s mind and the boys headed towards the park. Tommy pitched a no-hitter to win the game for his team and by the time it was over, it was dark. It was then that Tommy remembered the errand his mother had sent him on. “The liver!” he gasped. “I’ve got to get to the store!” 

But by the time he made it, all the local grocers were closed. “My mom’s going to kill me,” he groaned. First the bad report card, and now this! He would surely be grounded for life. 

As he rode home past the cemetery, an idea struck him. It was an awful idea, but it would save him from the even more awful fate that awaited him if he came home without a liver. His great-aunt had died a few days ago and was recently buried in the cemetery. What harm would it do to remove her liver? She certainly didn’t need it anymore. 

Tommy hurried home as silently as he could and got his father’s shovel. Returning to the cemetery, he began quickly digging up his great-aunt’s grave. That night, his mother cooked up the liver and onions and the boss raved about the meal and had such a good time that he didn’t leave until quite late. 

Tommy went to bed that night relieved he had gotten away with it. He fell asleep almost as soon as his head hit the pillow but woke with a start soon after, sure that he had heard a voice. “Where’s my liver?” A ghostly voice rose up from the staircase, deep and guttural. Tommy gasped in fear and flung himself under the covers as the thud of heavy footsteps reached the top of the steps. 

Thump. Thump. Thump. The footsteps drew nearer, until they reached Tommy’s door. “Who’s got my liver?” the horrible voice asked again growing angrier and angrier. 

“Go away, go away,” Tommy whispered repeatedly. His whole body trembled in terror as once more the voice thundered through the darkness, “Where’s my liver? Who’s got my liver?” 

Sheer terror made him suddenly bold. Tommy threw back the covers and found the shriveled white face of his great-aunt right above him. “We ate your liver!” he shouted. 

“I know you did, Tommy,” the rotting corpse of his great-aunt said softly, stretching out her bony hands toward the boy’s shaking body. Tommy screamed. 

The next morning, Tommy’s parents discovered their son lying dead on top of his bed. His liver had been ripped right out of his body, but the autopsy proved that the boy had already died of fright before his liver was removed.

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6 comments:

  1. ew...wtf...ew really what??? EW gross, just gross!

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    1. Hahahahaha yes...that's just awesome isn't it? I mean he actually dug up his dead aunt to eat her liver! Hahahaha

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  2. Nasty nasty nasty *LOL* Oh boy, if the parents only knew where he got the liver.

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    1. HAHAHA there are some urban legends that really give me the jeepers but this one was flat out weird! The kid actually dug up his relative and ate them!

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  3. How did he even get it out? He was mighty handy with that shovel I guess. If I actually ate liver I would never eat it again, thankfully I don't lol.

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    1. Tommy was indeed resourceful! This is like a PETA dream (or nightmare?) Say no to animals and yes to humans! Ah man! I know! I haven't had liver since I was a kid and my mom forced it on us. "It's good for you." No Ma it's nasty and squirmy...the memories...the memories...

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