Sunday, October 27, 2013

27. The Fatal Tan

*Contains Nudity*


Every bride-to-be wants to look great on her wedding day, and Jamie was no exception. Hoping to get the perfect nut-brown skin tone to contrast with her white wedding dress, Jamie began visiting a tanning salon daily to accomplish it, sometimes doing multiple sessions in a single day. 


The salon staff, however, advised her against so many back-to-back sessions. Warning her that for her own safety she should only tan for thirty minutes a day and not the hour long time frames she had been requesting. As her wedding day was approaching, she decided to up the number of times she would go since she was limited in time; even skipping work some days. 


Finally she relented and after she did her thirty minutes at the salon and saw she hadn’t reached the color she was hoping for, Jamie went to another salon that same day and requested an additional session. The staff at the new salon advised her of the same thing, tanning should be limited to only thirty minutes a day. But Jamie feared she wouldn’t tan enough yet again so she visited a third tanning salon and then a fourth.


She did this for the next four days even though she was getting a little bit red and believed it would all pay off on her wedding day. The day before her wedding, she went in for her last session. The attendant put her in the bed and set the timer at 30.


But after ten minutes she heard a beeping sound coming from Jamie’s room and rushed in to check on her. When she turned off the bed and pulled it opened, she jumped back and screamed and everyone came in to see. Jamie was lying dead inside the tanning bed, her entire body burnt to a crisp.

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6 comments:

  1. hahahahahaha, I've heard a version of this one only the bride's insides cooked. Guess Jamie never heard of a spray tan :P

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    1. Lol! A spray tan would have been better for her for sure! But she was dying to be pretty :P (yeah yeah corny I know)

      Thank you for reading :)

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  2. Jamie deserved that. How many times did those people warn her? My dad always said "A hard head, makes for a soft behind." Well in Jamie's case it made for her burning to a crisp.

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    1. Lol yeah she did. She refused to listen to the warnings and decided to keep tanning even when her skin was reddening. LOL! Hilarious! I guess she's learned her lesson alright :P

      Thank you for reading :)

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  3. Nasty.... poor bridegroom is a widower before the wedding.

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    1. He certainly is! All because his fiancee was stuck on obtaining the ideal "beauty".

      Thank you for reading :)

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